What is an insect's favorite game?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do cats wear to work?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?