Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?