Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?