Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How does dinner smell?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What sport requires no movement at all?