Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?