What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What kind of books do boats write?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?