Why don't ants get sick?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?