What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where would you find an elephant?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why didn't the melons get married?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?