Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?