What do you eat on July 5th?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where do stars go to college?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How do you grill cheese?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?