What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Clark Dent.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?