How do you know bees have allergies?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where do burgers like to dance?
When do astronauts eat?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?