What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you say to a really good barista?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What job did the corn on the cob get?