What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What is another name for a cow?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Which family member has tusks?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How did the mermaid call her friends?