Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is another name for a cow?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?