Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do books sleep?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?