Someone stole my mood ring!
I don't know how I feel about it!
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How are teens like cats?
What's E.T. short for?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?