Why do math teachers love hiking?
For the view at the sum-mit!
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?