Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?