Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Can February March?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which baseball player do fish root for?