Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What animal has the worst mood swings?