What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?