What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
What kind of bird can write?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What sweet treat never panics?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?