What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?