Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What words make the best athletes?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do naked fish play with?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where do stars go to college?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?