What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a pig thief?
How much does freedom weigh?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?