What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call hiking college students?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How do you get kids to do something?