What's the smelliest part of a football field?
The foul line.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do Olympians never overheat?