What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why are basketball courts always wet?