Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
Why did the frog starve?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do bees chew?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why are goats so funny?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How does dinner smell?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?