What shape is bad at driving?
How much does freedom weigh?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?