Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why is winter considered holy?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?