Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How do you make a cow float?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How does a cow do math?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?