Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which cats love to be petted?