When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a small mom?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where do chips wear socks?
OK, that's enough fish puns.