Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why are goats so funny?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?