What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Sand dollars!
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?