What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?