What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
H-airball!
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do math teachers eat?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do bees chew?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?