Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What kind of bow can't be tied?