Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do cows like to dance to?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How do you get straight A's?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What is the smallest lion?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Do dads always snore?