Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How does the sun listen to music?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the computer run out of money?