What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic you like.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How did the tree get lost?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a household of counselors?