What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do nosey peppers do?