When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why was the bee sad?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?