What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why do math teachers love March?