What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's the politest month?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?