I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?