Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?