What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?