Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?