Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why are cars magic?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where does water do all its banking?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call an animal pop star?