Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?