Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do elves learn in school?
Why are winter days great?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?