What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What horn never makes a sound?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which insect is the smartest?