What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which fly makes films?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why are fish such good architects?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?