Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?