Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the confused bee say?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?