What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Who invented fractions?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?