Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What utensil does water use to eat?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What car can't keep a secret?