Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?