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What did the horse say when it collapsed?
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Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Are baby skunks cute?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What table can you never sit at?
Which celebrity always frowns?
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What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?