Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?