What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
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Why was the computer cold at work?
When does a horse talk?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
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What is CO2's favorite pasta?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?