How did the toad die?
He croaked.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What game do mice love to play?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?