What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the cat start laughing?
When does a horse talk?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.