What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which family member has tusks?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do you wash a lamb?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why was the tire self-conscious?