What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?