Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why is summer always sad?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?