Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How much money does a skunk have?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?