Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?