What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do fleas travel?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What does a female lion call her mate?