What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?