What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which fly makes films?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?