How do fleas travel?
Itch hiking.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?