What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
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Where do stars go to college?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?