What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?