Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
A seat belt!
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?