What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?