What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How is cat food sold?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do fairies always drink?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?