What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where does laundry go to college?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?